Happy Friday, Bookworms!
Sometimes I feel that the conversations that go on in my house need to be shared with the world. It might explain some things. The following exchange occurred last weekend.
Jim: If your blog were a celebrity, who would it be?
Katie: Hmmm… I’m not really sure. Visions of Reese Witherspoon are dancing in my head, but I think that’s just because we share a birthday. What do you think?
Jim: John McEnroe.
Katie: WHAT? Seriously? I’m really nice, and my blog has never ONCE thrown a tennis racket!
Jim: Yet.
I’ve told you about my snarky eyebrow, right? My right eyebrow raises involuntarily and gives away whatever I’m thinking. Jim has named said eyebrow “Johnny.” All of which is necessary information to understand the following…
Jim: Johnny, why are you here? What do you have to add to this conversation?
Katie: You know I can’t control it!
Jim: I could take him in a fight. (To my eyebrow) I WILL REPLACE YOU WITH A SHARPIE!
Do any of you Bookworms out there have oddball conversations with your spouses?
Isi
This is very funny, Katie :))
Your eyebrow needs its own blog, I think, haha
Sarah's Book Shelves
I don’t think McEnroe is a bad thing at all! He’s an AWESOME commentator now…smart, great with words, candid…doesn’t always just spew the “tennis world” party line B.S. Can you tell I watch a lot of tennis 🙂 So, I think you should wear the Johnny Mac badge with pride! And, sounds like he’d be jealous of your eyebrow…
Becca Lostinbooks
This is too cute! Yes, John and I have the most random, oddball convos, too! I kind of love it. 🙂
Helen @ My Novel Opinion
You guys are so cute! Thanks for the laughs this Friday morning 🙂
Enchanted Seashells, Confessions of a Tugboat Captain's Wife
Grow your bangs, and cover the eyebrow, that way your hub will never know what you’re thinking lol! Our convos are crazed at times, too.
thatashgirl
That’s hilarious. Not with my spouse because ya know, I lack a spouse. But I have had some of the funniest conversations with my best friend. To the point where strangers overhearing us start to slowly inch away O_o
Joules (from Pocketful of Joules)
Now I want to know what celebrity my blog would be…
Megan M.
This is too cute! I wish my snarky eyebrow had a name! :)Your blog is the lovechild of Amy Poehler and Oprah. Surely that kid would be famous.
Andi
And THIS makes it perfectly clear that you and your hubs are a PERFECT match. Hilarious!
Melissa
all. the. time.
Katie @ Doing Dewey
Haha, that’s fantastic! My fiance and I like to be silly too 🙂
Quirky Chrissy
I legitimately LOLed.
Oh James. You silly bird.
Jennine G.
Haha! Yes, we have crazy convos in my house too. And usually kids get involved and I’m pretty sure people would judge my parenting abilities on those conversations alone! Lol! Oh Katie, if only we lived closer, I’d love to hang out with you.
Trish
I think it’s hilarious that your husband even asked which celebrity your blog would be (Reese seems like a great choice). this conversation is even funnier than the ones I have with the little.
Kelly
My husband and I once had a very serious(?) conversation about whether me drinking my own breastmilk would be considered cannibalism. That’s just the tip of the iceberg, believe me.
Kelly
Oh and on the eyebrow note, I have one random hair on my shoulder that randomly grows to outrageous lengths. My husband has named it Chubby and often converses with it. Really, I think as couples go, we would get along fanatically with you guys.
Kelly
That should be fantastically, not fanatically. My phone is acting odd because I’m over the border. DAMMIT, CANADA.
I’m done now!
Sarah Says Read
This is adorable. I’m pretty sure me and Treland have had conversations about what a dinosaur-version of Sarah would be like (a Sarahsaurus!). And we have RIDICULOUS fake conversations with and about Gabby, in which she’s a vicious killer or she’s complaining about her struggles in society as a cat.