Back to School with you, Bookworms!
Nah, just kidding. I mean, unless you are actually in school. Truancy is bad, kids! But for the rest of us who have (at least for the time being) left our school days behind, the ladies of The Broke and the Bookish have a fun little game for us today. We’ve been challenged to list out the fictional characters we’d have liked to share a lunch table with. Shall we?

1. Hermione Granger from The Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling- I mean, OBVIOUSLY. She’s the cleverest witch of her age and one of the biggest bookworms around. I like to think we’d be kindred spirits.
2. Anne from Anne of Green Gables by LM Montgomery– speaking of “kindred spirits” you know lunch with Anne (with an e!) wouldn’t be dull. She’s liable to dye her hair green or fall through a chicken coup or something.
3. Tyrion Lannister from The Song of Ice and Fire Series by George RR Martin– Tyrion’s razor sharp wit would guarantee a jolly lunch hour. Plus, you know he’d be the guy to smuggle in a hip flask.
4. Young Ian from The Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon– Sure, he’d probably smell bad and might come in dragging a freshly skinned rabbit or something, but Young Ian’s charm makes up for all manner of faux pas.
5. Wade Watts from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline (review)– Having an expert in 80s trivia on hand could only be a good time, no?

6. Jenny from Frog Music by Emma Donoghue (review)- She refuses to wear women’s clothes, rides a penny-farthing bike, and can provide you with a steady supply of frog legs. Not that I’m particularly fond of frog legs, but, you know. She’d be amusing.
7. The Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens (review)- I like my street urchins to be plucky, not whiny and downtrodden like Oliver. The Artful could hang out at my table and amuse us by picking our pockets and then returning the contents. He could also take some food back to Oliver- maybe he’d be less whiny if well fed.
8. CeeCee Honeycutt from Saving CeeCee Honeycutt by Beth Hoffman (review)- This gal loves her books and could use some friends. I’m pretty sure my lunch table crew would make her feel welcome. Confused, but welcome.
9. AJ Fikry from The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry by Gabrielle Zevin (review)- He likes to read, he’s grumpy and opinionated. Can you imagine the delightful debates that would take place at my lunch table?!
10. Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls– I know Gilmore Girls
is a TV show and not a book. Really, I get that. But I want Rory at my lunch table. She should get to meet all these bookish characters. She’d be all “Artful Dodger, you remind me of my ex boyfriend Jess” and “Wade, my mom took me to see The Bangles once” and “Please pass the dessert sushi.” It would be wonderful.

There we have it, my imaginary dream lunch table. Who would be at yours, Bookworms?
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Annabel Smith
Yes! Tyrion would be gold. I think he might rub Hermione the wrong way though.
Words For Worms
Hermione could sit on the other side of the table. Or hit herself with a muffliato charm so she wouldn’t have to listen to him…
Shannon @ River City Reading
I totally agree that Tyrion is a FABULOUS choice. Even though I’ve read all of the books, I somehow forget that he was a book character before he was a TV character.
Words For Worms
That’s because Peter Dinklage is AMAZING.
Megan M.
Hermione and Tyrion, heck yeah! Funnest lunch ever.
I would want Nancy Drew at my lunch table. I have some burning questions for her. What do you see in Ned, really? What’s the real story with you and Frank Hardy? Is Bess REALLY fat or does she just think she’s fat? Et cetera and so on.
Words For Worms
Hahahahaha, I love all the burning Nancy Drew questions!
Ashley Z
I absolutely LOVE that you would like to have lunch with young Ian! Lunch! ? Id like to marry young Ian! The smell, the tattoos, the dog, the skinned animals! What a man! (Yes, he is one of my literary crushes! )
Words For Worms
I really hope he gets another dog. Sigh.
Joy Weese Moll (@joyweesemoll)
I think you should get to have Rory at your lunch table! She’s definitely round out this group!
Words For Worms
Rory is so much fun, I’m glad you approve of her presence.
Laura
Okay, so when I saw that you included “The Artful Dodger” from Oliver Twist, I immediately thought of Gilmore Girls and the reference to Jess. I literally laughed out loud when I scrolled down and saw that you were thinking the same thing, haha. Thanks for the morning laugh. 🙂
Words For Worms
Ha! I was hoping someone would get that! 🙂
Hobbie DeHoy
Lizzy Bennet from Pride and Prejudice is always welcome at my lunch table! In fact, would it be too much to have a lunch table made up of Austen heroines?
Words For Worms
Not at all. Only you’d have to call it “luncheon” or just go all out and have a tea party instead.
Daddio
What? Not any incarnation of Bond, James Bond or Dr Who?
ThatAshGirl
Hell yes to lunch with Ian. I’m also going to say Lord John. I know, I know. But yeah, I imagine he’d be very charming.
Words For Worms
Lord John is very charming, he probably has much better manners than Ian too. And likely smells better.
Jen @Fefferbooks
I love that you included Cee Cee. 🙂 Such good choices!
Words For Worms
I love CeeCee!
Elizabeth
I like a large serving of laughter with my lunch, so I’d invite Bridget Jones, and also Bernadette from “Where’d You Go, Bernadette.”
Words For Worms
Two excellent choices. As long as Bridget doesn’t cook the lunch. Because, well. Blue soup.
Darlene @ Lost in Literature
This is a lot like something I’ve been working on in my brain for several months.
Wanted to wait till my big challenge was over, which it is now,
but I have a bit more to do to tie up some loose ends.
Stay tuned!
Words For Worms
Excited to see it!
Monika @ Lovely Bookshelf
Jenny from Frog Music would be awesome!!! Great list!
Words For Worms
Thanks Monika!
AMB
Oh, great list! I’d love to have lunch with Hermione, Anne, AJ Fikry, Jenny, Rory (and you, if you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods!).
Words For Worms
Awww, I’m blushing, A! If I’m ever in Philly, I’m forcing you to hook me up with a cheese-steak.
For the Love of the Page
I haven’t read one of these books, so I don’t know any of your lunch buddies. 🙁
Anywho, I just wanted to stop by and let you know that I nominated you for this! 🙂
Words For Worms
Thank you so much! I’m so terribly lazy about awards, but I do appreciate it!
Andi
Love it! And I think A LOT of us would have Hermione at our table.
Words For Worms
That’s because Hermione is the embodiment of awesome.