Greetings Bookworms!
Is there anything on earth more exciting than free books and bookish accoutrements? Well, maybe a few things. The invention of time travel or talking penguins would be a little more exciting, but realistically speaking, books and such are THRILLING. It’s time again for the Literary Blog Hop hosted by the lovely and talented Judith of Leeswammes’ Blog. I am giving away $20 for you to spend with Amazon, so sign up if you like free stuff!
Also, be sure to visit the other participating blogs, there’s so much great stuff to go around!
Linky List:
Monika @ Lovely Bookshelf
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
Carl
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Erica D.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Yes. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Words For Worms
THIS IS THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Beth
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like a peanut. (courtesy of my 10-year-old daughter 🙂
AMB (Koiviolet)
Thanks for the generous giveaway! I hope you’re having a great weekend!
Darlene @ Lost in Literature 108
Thanks for the giveaway!
You know I just love waiting around for free stuff…
April @ The Steadfast Reader
Knock knock.
Come in.
Damnit.
Megan M.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo, who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Deb Nance at Readerbuzz
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Loralie
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m not a lemon?
Jenn @ hellorigby!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Aloi (guiltlessreading)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
( i wasn’t sure how young your nieces/nephews are, i decided to keep it clean hahaha ;))
Martha G
knock, knock
who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida wanna
Melissa Crytzer Fry
Talking penguins! That would be something — but I agree: books are addictive and thrilling. And I’m grateful for the opportunity to win. Thank you!
Claire 'Word by Word'
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chocolaty?
Chocolaty who?
Chocolaty Claire.
My Uncle always used to tell me this joke every time he saw me and he laughed everytime. Now I live in the land of chocolate eclairs! 🙂
techeditor
I am logged in as “Beth” because that’s my Facebook name. Thank you.
techeditor
First, I’m logged in to Rafflecopter as “Beth.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I can’t remember any knock-knock jokes?
Candiss
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Thanks for hosting!
kristin @ my little heart melodies
Q: What does the bass player get on his SAT? A: drool
I got nothing. :p
Thanks for the great giveaway!
Andi (Estella's Revenge)
Thank you, doll! Best giveaway EVA!
Marisa @ The Daily Dosage
Free stuff is the best!! Especially when you can buy books with FREE stuff! 🙂
Lory @ Emerald City Book Review
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–MOO!
Carrie
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Fab idea for a comment 🙂
TJ
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly… opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Seyma Doris Bennett Shabbir
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Jennine G.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Tanya
Ok, not a knock knock joke, but still funny.
Why did the turtle cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
Yeah, i know, but it’s my daughter’s favorite.
Martine Frampton
My favourite is the interrupting cow one that someone has already given (told to me by my niece many years ago). The current favourite joke in our house – What’s big and white and can’t climb trees? A fridge! (I know, this is the surreal humour you get from grown up children)
By the way, you should so read The Luminaries, it is wonderful.
thanks for the giveaway.
BookAttict
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
Dont be silly, cows go moo.
Melissa B.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you
Kerry M
My 4-yr-old niece likes this one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Colleen Turner
This is my 9 y.o. son’s favorite :):
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?
Stephanie
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken
Michelle Willms
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says ME! That’s who!
michele mccarthy
Knock knock
who’s there
Interrupting cow
Interr……
MOO!!!
karen123abc
“Want to hear a knock knock joke”
“Sure”
“Okay – you start”
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
The reward is dead silence if you try this on the unprepared. So it probably won’t fly with your niece/nephews!
Alex U.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Michelle B
Love telling kids jokes! My nephew’s current favorite is this one:
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?!
Silly, yes, be he cracks himself up every time 🙂
Thanks for the giveaway!
Charleen
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me. I keel you.
(courtesy of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist)
Okay, so it’s not a real knock-knock joke, but I don’t particularly like knock-knock jokes. My other favorite is the one April told.
bn100
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you ready yet?
April
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ice cream
Ice cream who
Ice cream if you don’t let me in
Jill Myrick
I don’t know any knock knock jokes but my daughters favorite joke is :
How do you make a tissue dance ?
You put a little boogie on it !
Thank you for the generous giveaway.
jweezie43[at]gmail[dot]com
Melinda
Thanks for hosting this awesome giveaway!
Diana Leigh
The best one I know is “The Interrupting Cow.” Always a hit with the kiddos!
BrandonKortney Nelson
You tell them to start the knock knock joke so:
Audience: Knock, Knock.
You: Who’s there?
Audience: ………………………………………………………..
Lu Worley
I do horrible in retaining or listening to jokes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether Bunny
Ashfa
Knock Knock
whos there
Boo
Boo hoo?
Oh don’t cry it was just a joke!
Isi
Thanks for the giveaway, Katie!
Unfortunately, I don’t know any joke in English, and I have to say that I don’t understand the majority of the ones posted by other participants! I should improve my English in this way of coloquial conversations and humour!
Jennifer @ The Relentless Reader
I was going to tell the interrupting cow one…hmmm. Now I’m stumped!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Olive!
Olive Who?
Olive You 😀
Awwww
Emily
Since all of the ones I know have been used I’ll give you a non-knock knock joke:
What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when she dropped him off for school?
Bison.
badun-bump!
Tony
The best knock knock joke is to tell the other person to say KNOCK KNOCK, and then you saw who’s there, and watch them try to figure out what to do next 🙂
Krizia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Thanks for this awesome giveaway! 😀
neer
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Thanks for the giveaway.
Judith / Leeswammes
Thanks for joining the blog hop! Fun idea, I made up my own not-so-good joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s who.
Who is who?
That’s right.
Emma
Thanks for the generous giveaway
Vicki
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Vashael
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey who?”
“Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.”
Thank you for the giveaway. Enjoy your day. 🙂
Parise
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
ForstRose
My niece and nephew make them up all the time and now I can’t think of any. Figures. Where are the kids when you need to pick their brains?
I’ll have to start writing down their creations.
Hope I can enter anyway.
Keely
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel
Marissa
‘Knock Knock’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Onion.’
‘Onion Who?’
‘Are going to eat that last slice of pie?’
I haven’t look at everybody’s but I just wrote this one down. Thanks for the giveaway!